Wedding Gifts
I found the usual assortment of gifts at the wedding. One had bought silverware, the other a Coffee Maker. I chuckled to myself as I tossed down my envelope. These people couldn’t think their way out of a box with a cutter and a map. That task done I went out to watch the traditional dance by the married couple. I caught the groom’s eye and gave him a nod. I was glad I had addressed the envelope to Tom first. I didn’t think his bride would get the joke of pre-paid divorce documents from legalzoom.com. But who would right?