Learn To Drive
When you live in a big city like I do, you need to be heard in traffic. I acknowledge that I have been known to demonstrate a few signs of road rage. That is why I love the new train horn for cars I just installed. Nothing alleviates stress better than blasting that baby and watching the annoying drivers jump out of their skin. My friends say I am mean, but I figure startling people is better than getting out of my car and strangling them like I feel like doing. Hey, I’m sorry, but if you don’t know how to drive, move to the country, dude!
